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Written by Virag   
Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:35
The  1st Affair: 
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. 
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. 
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. 
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. 
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. 
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" 
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
The  2nd Affair: 
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." 
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue." 
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. 
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too." 
No more was said, not even when they went to bed. 
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a
damzed thing." 
The  3rd Affair: 
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." 
"One Cent?" the man thought. 
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" 
"A nickel," the barman replied. 
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" 
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." 
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" 
The bartender replied, 
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here." 
The 4th Affair: 
   Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. 
   He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." 
   "There's no need to," his wife replied. 
   "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" 
   "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work." 
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