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| Written by Virag | |||||
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A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so
all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we
developed from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom how is it
possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and
Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about
the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about
his side.”
Son: At what age I will able to go out of the house without the mum permission.
Father: Sympathetically watching in his son’s eyes, “How can I tell
you this? Till now I have also not that grownup”
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare
eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum
bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari..
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
A boy young man to a young woman at a ball, “Whenever I dance with
you, the music lasts only a short time.”
The young women replied, “No wonder, the band leader is my fiancé.”
Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.
Bhikhari: Hello Taj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
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