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| Written by Virag | |||||
| Friday, 02 January 2009 06:10 | |||||
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Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: This is a post office, not a police station
Man: What to do? Where do I go? The happiness is driving me crazy.
Mummy: Son why are you crying?
Beta: Papa does not kiss me.
Mummy: Son, you need to be correct with your tables for that.
Beta: Who taught them to the maid??
Husband: Its been highly advantageous marrying you.
Wife: How Come?
Husband: I was punished for my sins on this very Earth.
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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