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Written by Virag
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Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:24 |
Judge: Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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Written by Virag
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Friday, 25 September 2009 15:55 |
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One day a reporter decides to take a sneak peek at what goes on in the marriage counseling centers, given the current spate of skyrocketing divorce rates. And thus, lands up at the office of the director of the marriage counseling center. Here's how the interview went.
Reporter: Sir, how many cases do you get in a week?
Director: We get around 25-30 cases a week.
Reporter: So how do you handle them?
Director: Well, each case is different and the solution depends on the case at hand.
Reporter: How do you handle a case where a wife is not happy with her husband?
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Written by watchdog
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Tuesday, 08 September 2009 06:57 |
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The only reason why Christopher Columbus discovered America is: he was not married!
If he'd have been married, this would happen:
- Where are you going?
- With whom?
- Why?
- How are you going?
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Written by Virag
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Sunday, 23 August 2009 13:37 |
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Pain of a married man
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.
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Written by Virag
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Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:51 |
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:
Two men and one woman..For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
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